Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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