It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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