Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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