does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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