ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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