Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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