I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
