Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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