Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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