I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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