If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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