I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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