I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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