i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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