He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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