whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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