That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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