Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I would fuck him just for his dog
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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