my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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