you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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