Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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