It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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