You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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