She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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