Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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