I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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