i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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