i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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