What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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