So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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