dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
