How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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