so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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