This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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