Who did Billy Mays play for?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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