just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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