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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

How was your weekend?

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The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.

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(714): View more from California

Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way

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(620): View more from Kansas

If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.

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