Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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