We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
