she was so not down for the gang bang
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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