the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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