What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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