I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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