just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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