with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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