i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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