That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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