I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
