Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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