found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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