I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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