just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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