Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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