She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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