What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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