its not stalking. its research.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.