I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital