my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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