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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He is an equal opportunity slut.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

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• (209): View more from California

  Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.

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• (+33): View more from France

  It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm driving while wearing hulk hands

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing

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