No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
